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(Quick update: only my mother thinks I'm funny now.)

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Deer Don't Have Wings

Whitley Bay poster
When I first moved to New Jersey, I was astonished to see geese still hanging out in the snow. I thought for sure they were migratory birds and flew south for the winter.

And then I realized they were Canadian geese, and that New Jersey is south of Canada at least by a few miles. And I supposed that New Jersey was warmer than Canada, but it seemed to me that was a matter of semantics, because cold is cold. 

Of course, I know better than that, as my Canadian friends assure me, "You don't know cold, mortal." But I just thought that if I was a goose, Canadian or not, I'd fly at least as far as South Carolina.

But then again, I was also astonished to see the deer here in the New Jersey winter. It took me a good minute to remember that deer don't have wings, and they don't fly south. 

Someday, when I'm old and the children think I know something again, I'm going to take this wrinkly, sagging bag of bones and a purple plaid bikini off to the beaches of south Florida. I'll probably tweet about it too--right up to the moment I get et by a shark.


  1. A friend has corrected me that these are not Canadian geese. They are Canada geese.

  2. oh, wow. Don't think I new that. Canada/Canadian geese. The beach sounds like a great idea.


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